comedownandspendyourmoney:

newjerzee:

comedownandspendyourmoney:

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Can y’all quit assuming me and Yvette are doing stuff together? It’s getting hella repetitive and real fucking annoying.

I thought you’d be used to it by this point, Floren.

Since it happens all the time.

That’s why I’m asking for it to stop, dummy >:V

No dumbass, being used to it means you’re not bothered by it and you just let it happen.

comedownandspendyourmoney:

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Can y’all quit assuming me and Yvette are doing stuff together? It’s getting hella repetitive and real fucking annoying.

I thought you’d be used to it by this point, Floren.

Since it happens all the time.

sagebrushandsilver:

newjerzee:

sagebrushandsilver:

…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing I do whenever I kidnap ya. Which is feed you corn cakes and make you watch Bonanza with me.

NOTHING… I’m surprised you never get bored of that. Whatever floats your boat, dude. >:V

It brings up happy memories Jake. I’ll never tire of it. Been a long while since I watched any too. However, recently I’ve rediscovered my love for carrot pudding so we’ll be having that instead of corn cakes. 

Carrot pudding, never had it. :I Food is food though, so I’m up for it.

Don’t get all sentimental on me Jack, it makes me feel all weird, like people actually care or something.

vincit-qui-patitur:

newjerzee:

vincit-qui-patitur:

You’re Jersey, you should be full of material. =/

Fuck, you’re right. :I I’m not at the top of my douchebag game.

I say, you’re a bit rusty; I guess hibernation does that to you?

Prolly, I mean it makes sense.

I haven’t had to deal with dicks like you for some time so it’s only reasonable that I’m not on top of my game.

((Oh no I’m tired, I don’t know how much longer I’ll last but it won’t be very long I’M SORRY…))

sagebrushandsilver:

newjerzee:

sagebrushandsilver:

True. You do seem like one of them types who holes himself up in his house as far away from all human contact sometimes. *Head tilt.* Not into what?

Sorta. I do leave my house though. >:I

You know what I meant, not into that kind of… stuff.

…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing I do whenever I kidnap ya. Which is feed you corn cakes and make you watch Bonanza with me.

NOTHING… I’m surprised you never get bored of that. Whatever floats your boat, dude. >:V

vincit-qui-patitur:

newjerzee:

vincit-qui-patitur:

newjerzee:

vincit-qui-patitur:

Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.

Ha-ha, really funny.

At least I can buy whatever sized soft drink I want.

Joke’s on you, it was shot down

Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V

You’re Jersey, you should be full of material. =/

Fuck, you’re right. :I I’m not at the top of my douchebag game.

sagebrushandsilver:

newjerzee:

sagebrushandsilver:

*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around here, I was beginning to wonder where you’d run off to. Since you’re here now thinking I might keep you captive for awhile. ~

Ehhh, I just needed some time or something. Happens. I don’t need to make myself a stranger, everyone else does that for me. *grimaces* I’m not really into that dude-

True. You do seem like one of them types who holes himself up in his house as far away from all human contact sometimes. *Head tilt.* Not into what?

Sorta. I do leave my house though. >:I

You know what I meant, not into that kind of… stuff.

vincit-qui-patitur:

newjerzee:

vincit-qui-patitur:

Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.

Ha-ha, really funny.

At least I can buy whatever sized soft drink I want.

Joke’s on you, it was shot down

Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V

sagebrushandsilver:

newjerzee:

sagebrushandsilver:

*Smiles.* How ya been Jakey?

Alright, kinda bored though. Not that anything special really happens here anyways. *shrugs* I mean, crazy shit happens all the time but it’s a normal thing so it’s not worth mentioning.

*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around here, I was beginning to wonder where you’d run off to. Since you’re here now thinking I might keep you captive for awhile. ~

Ehhh, I just needed some time or something. Happens. I don’t need to make myself a stranger, everyone else does that for me. *grimaces* I’m not really into that dude-