May 2013
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comedownandspendyourmoney:
newjerzee:
comedownandspendyourmoney:
Can y’all quit assuming me and Yvette are doing stuff together? It’s getting hella repetitive and real fucking annoying.
I thought you’d be used to it by this point, Floren.
Since it happens all the time.
That’s why I’m asking for it to stop, dummy >:V
No dumbass, being used to it means you’re not bothered by...
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comedownandspendyourmoney:
Can y’all quit assuming me and Yvette are doing stuff together? It’s getting hella repetitive and real fucking annoying.
I thought you’d be used to it by this point, Floren.
Since it happens all the time.
April 2013
13 posts
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing I do whenever I kidnap ya. Which is feed you corn cakes and make you watch Bonanza with me.
NOTHING… I’m surprised you never get bored of that. Whatever floats your boat, dude. >:V
It brings up happy memories Jake. I’ll never tire of it. Been...
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vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
You’re Jersey, you should be full of material. =/
Fuck, you’re right. :I I’m not at the top of my douchebag game.
I say, you’re a bit rusty; I guess hibernation does that to you?
Prolly, I mean it makes sense.
I haven’t had to deal with dicks like you for some time so it’s only reasonable that I’m not on top of my...
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((Oh no I’m tired, I don’t know how much longer I’ll last but it won’t be very long I’M SORRY…))
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
True. You do seem like one of them types who holes himself up in his house as far away from all human contact sometimes. *Head tilt.* Not into what?
Sorta. I do leave my house though. >:I
You know what I meant, not into that kind of… stuff.
…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing...
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vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.
Ha-ha, really funny.
At least I can buy whatever sized soft drink I want.
Joke’s on you, it was shot down.
Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V
You’re Jersey, you should...
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around here, I was beginning to wonder where you’d run off to. Since you’re here now thinking I might keep you captive for awhile. ~
Ehhh, I just needed some time or something. Happens. I don’t need to make myself a stranger,...
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vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.
Ha-ha, really funny.
At least I can buy whatever sized soft drink I want.
Joke’s on you, it was shot down.
Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
*Smiles.* How ya been Jakey?
Alright, kinda bored though. Not that anything special really happens here anyways. *shrugs* I mean, crazy shit happens all the time but it’s a normal thing so it’s not worth mentioning.
*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around...
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
Oh hey, I’m here again.
I missed you. *Touches face.*
That makes one person. :I Hi Jack.
*Smiles.* How ya been Jakey?
Alright, kinda bored though. Not that anything special really happens here anyways. *shrugs* I mean, crazy shit happens all the time but it’s a normal thing so it’s not worth mentioning.
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vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
Oh hey, I’m here again.
Go back from whence you came
Sucks, I’m staying.
Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.
Ha-ha, really funny.
At least I can buy whatever sized soft drink I want.
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
Oh hey, I’m here again.
I missed you. *Touches face.*
That makes one person. :I Hi Jack.
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vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
Oh hey, I’m here again.
Go back from whence you came
Sucks, I’m staying.
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Oh hey, I’m here again.
January 2013
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sassy-chusetts:
Is the tag for the brotp of NV-NJ “As told by Gingers”?
((scREECHES AHAHAA-))
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver said: u3u
You’re not getting shit from me, dude.
My love for you still burns strong all the same. /Touches face.
Gaaaay. *Swats at hand and smiles a little bit* Take it down a few notches, why don’t ya.
I’ll make an attempt. uwu Just for you.
That attempt better be successful. :I
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver said: u3u
You’re not getting shit from me, dude.
My love for you still burns strong all the same. /Touches face.
Gaaaay. *Swats at hand and smiles a little bit* Take it down a few notches, why don’t ya.
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sagebrushandsilver said: u3u
You’re not getting shit from me, dude.
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2cuban4gringos saidt: Oh shit forgot to anon that lmao
((A+ Patti. I still enjoy your icon so it’s okay.))
cacafueg0 asked: Unf *wagglebrows* -FL
sagebrushandsilver asked: UNF. You knew this was coming.
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((I DIDN’T OPEN JERSEY’S ASK UNTIL NOW, GOMEN.
I DIDN’T KNOW IT WASN’T OPEN OH MY GOD.))
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Put an “UNF” in my ask and I’ll answer these.
If you snuck in my room I would:
[] Go back to sleep
[] Kick you out
[] Cuddle with you
[] Be like wtf?
[] Let you sleepover
[] Beat your ass
[] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would: [] Kiss you back
[] Smile & laugh
[] Be shocked
[] Slap you
You are: [] Cute
[] Adorable
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Okay
[] Sexy
[] Hotass Motherfucker
[] Ew
I Would: [] Smash
[] Pass
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((Haha of course Jersey gets picked for the beta WOW.
I’m actually kind of used to this system since it’s similar to the tumblr app for iOS… which is what I guess they’re going for. The last few major changes have been similar to the app as well, thinking about it.))
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Send me a "✪" and I'll kiss whoever you ask.
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sassy-chusetts:
newjerzee:
sassy-chusetts:
*shrugs* I know NH and VT’s measurements after living around them so long. It’s not that big of a deal.
I wouldn’t be talking, New York Jr.
That’s weird. IT IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL TO BRING IT UP.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
*snorts* You wish you were privileged in knowing another woman’s measurements. And you just said you were average and...
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sassy-chusetts:
newjerzee:
sassy-chusetts:
newjerzee:
Talk about comparing dicks… no…
Can you guys get any more stupid God I can’t believe you.
*busts out laughing* S-So, where d’ya stand that’s makin’ you so sore? Second to bottom?
No, and apparently that’s Utah. I’m average and PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT.
It’s stupid to talk about comparing and shit do you even get how stupid that...
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sassy-chusetts:
newjerzee:
Talk about comparing dicks… no…
Can you guys get any more stupid God I can’t believe you.
*busts out laughing* S-So, where d’ya stand that’s makin’ you so sore? Second to bottom?
No, and apparently that’s Utah. I’m average and PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT.
It’s stupid to talk about comparing and shit do you even get how stupid that is?
Oh yeah...
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Talk about comparing dicks… no…
Can you guys get any more stupid God I can’t believe you.
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Put Headcanons in my ask relating to my characters... →
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
Okay, okay. *Lets go of.* So, other then work, you been up to anything else?
Uhh… *thinks for a second* No, not really. I’m just kind of chilling I guess. There isn’t a lot to do when it’s cold. :I
Are you kidding? There is plenty to do! If you come over to my place some time I could take you skiing at Tahoe or something. Have you ever...
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
Yeah…I can understand you there. I have a lot of work I should probably be doing right now, but whatever. It’s the weekend damn it.
…I knew you were my bestie for a reason. *Hugs.*
*Pats back* Yeah, yeah. Stop being so mushy, Jeez.
Okay, okay. *Lets go of.* So, other then work, you been up to anything else?
Uhh… *thinks for a...
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
Nice to see you. Ya keep disappearing on us! Though I’m actually a bit surprised you aren’t agreeing with them, the anons I mean. You used to call me fat all the time after all.
Yeah whatever. I’ve been disappearing because, unlike a certain someone, I have a job. I mean… I’ve had one but we’ve been busy.
I’m the only one allowed to call...
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
Beats me dude. *Realizes who he’s talking too.* Jake. o v o *Touches faces.* Hi.
Probably just some assholes who like to- *face is touched* Hi.
Nice to see you. Ya keep disappearing on us! Though I’m actually a bit surprised you aren’t agreeing with them, the anons I mean. You used to call me fat all the time after all.
Yeah whatever....
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sagebrushandsilver:
newjerzee:
sagebrushandsilver:
Wow. Rude.
I’m probably fatter than you are, what’s this bullshit.
Beats me dude. *Realizes who he’s talking too.* Jake. o v o *Touches faces.* Hi.
Probably just some assholes who like to- *face is touched* Hi.
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sagebrushandsilver:
Wow. Rude.
I’m probably fatter than you are, what’s this bullshit.
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In other news
vincit-qui-patitur:
newjerzee:
vincit-qui-patitur:
I was gonna put a two week notice in at my hell hole of a job. Guess I was saved the trouble of doing that, I got fired. *laughs a bit* I didn’t like that firm no way.
So hows it go, ladies and gentlemen, saw that more of you are flocking to be in my presence once again—looking at you Jersey and New Hampshire—, you’ve both made the right...
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In other news
vincit-qui-patitur:
I was gonna put a two week notice in at my hell hole of a job. Guess I was saved the trouble of doing that, I got fired. *laughs a bit* I didn’t like that firm no way.
So hows it go, ladies and gentlemen, saw that more of you are flocking to be in my presence once again—looking at you Jersey and New Hampshire—, you’ve both made the right choice. uwu As for the other one…I...
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comedownandspendyourmoney:
newjerzee:
comedownandspendyourmoney:
I kinda am actually u3333u
>:I /swats at
:’c
>:C Just because my people hate living here and go somewhere warm that has beaches doesn’t mean shit man.
Doesn’t
mean
shit.
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comedownandspendyourmoney:
newjerzee:
comedownandspendyourmoney:
half yer damn population lives here. :u Are the oranges that good.
Well so does half of mine and it’s not like you’re expecting me to like you like that. >:V Double standards ya asshat.
I kinda am actually u3333u
>:I /swats at
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State Favorability poll →
goldandserpentine:
newjerzee:
goldandserpentine:
Congratulations.
8| Get out.
Can’t get out further than I already am, so it seems…
Oh, I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to A CERTAIN ASSHOLE… >:C
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State Favorability poll →
goldandserpentine:
alotofchusetts:
bigskycountryguy:
cowgirl-state-of-mine:
Over the course of four months starting last October, we asked American voters nationally what their impressions of each state are. Hawaii came out on top, by far, with California bringing up the rear.
34% favorable and only 11% unfavorable.
….>BI Should be higher. *Worried for tourist season*
*Looks at...
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